Ok so I find myself once again blogging, and it's all because of the wankers over at Telstra, honest to god I knew Indians lacked people skills but this is all too much, not only to THEY fuck up the billing for the past 6 months of internet, but now they cut off our broadband because of it, not to mention all of the connection issues, honest to god it's like waiting for a man who just had a vasectomy to ejaculate in front of a giraffe (don't ask). I know I said I was going to blog regularly, and no that does not mean every time I take a shit although it would be a way to pass the time.....but i digress I am currently blogging because I have been waiting for Steam to update for roughly an hour now, so I can't play any games at the moment, yes I know some of oyu father figures out there are going "Yannick you suspiciously wrinkley devil, you should go do some study" well I say "fuck that, If I knew what to study I wouldn't because studying is like watching an octopus try to find it's penis" (yes they are over compensating I agree).
Now that I'm all out of rantage I can begin to tell you about my looooooooooooooong penis, I mean weekend, It went something like this - Work, Sleep, Play Computer, Wank, wank, wank, wank, wank (In case you haven't realized I don't have enough energy to do the above activities as I don't get much sleep due to well you know) So yes it was pretty average.....MY WEEKEND!
STAY FRESH, CHEESE BAGS!
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
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