Ok so today I went to see movie Sherlock Holmes, so first I had to catch the bus (good ol' 507) so on the way I was sitting down, texting Nelly about the rendezvous point, but when I looked up the two girls infront of me were making out, I swear I didn't believe it, but still it was a million times more believable than any James Bond sex scene. So once I was off the bus I met with Nelly and .co at the "Maccas" where they all drank liquid shit which was cold (frozen COCK), so we sat there for like a goddamned hour waiting for Maryam, so we decided to go to the movies and wait there and stand around in the arcade place like a couple of dick wads (gee now I know why Asian gangs are poor).
So Maryam finally arrived and we watched the movie (THE MOVIE WAS GREAT), and we came out again, where I decided to make Maryams sister more comfortable with me being so "tall" by walking at her height (GEE THAT WAS FUN ON A FUCKING ESCALATOR) and we decided to walk home in one big skirmish line incase a fucking cat armed with a bayonet attached to its pin dick tried anything. So we began to go home, and I followed Nelly because my bus went that way, now I am home. So once home I decided to take a nap (don't ask why) so I woke up, with poor blood circulation and extremely angry and sweaty, so when i sat down and the fan was bugging me, I punched it full force and broke the front. I don't care what you say I WON!
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