So basically today is Christmas, wow yes I know, it's just another day when arseholes go and buy dildos for there wives not forgetting thats what they got her last year, but I digress, today I mostly spent at my Mothers house, trying our best to celebrate a holiday we knew nothing about (Ramadan). So essentially I just slept all day...yes, ALONE! However for the few hours I was out of hibernation I spent eating what I assume was Turkey or very warm play dough that a toddler threw up in after eating a steak sandwich. I spent most of this time wondering, why I didn't want anything for Christmas (HINT FOR NEXT YEAR MORONS!).
So after the lunch, shitting and shitting and shitting and sleeping, we decided to go to Fremantle for a walk and apparently watch a ball of hot gas descend into the ocean, which we could have seen anyway if we just drowned the fucking Pope. Once we arrived at the place where it cost nothing to mantle things we noticed 3 guys trying their hardest to climb onto a pier that was about my height, I couldn't help but laugh as one had his hands so far up the others arse as he tried to push him up, yes I'm sure the anal fettish helped something get up.
Seeing as how I've slept like 5 hours already today, I'm worried I wont be able to get up tomorrow, unless I get an erection those are always tiring, but then again If i were to roll over it wouldn't be very pleasant, I assume it could be compared to a girrafe trying to butt fuck a pogo stick before realizing its a fellow giraffe and getting arrested by the AFP.
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