Sunday, December 27, 2009

Stop thinking Start Drinking

So the day apparently started at 2:30 am, because we had to drive my grandmother to the airport, so she could go to Canberra and try to............steal Mr. Rudds money, although it may be hard as it's all gone now, but I guess we can't blame him after all his hair looks like its made of fucking ice cream! So after this we decided to head to the beach to go kayaking at like 6:00 am which was pretty refreshing, then I went hope to take a nap.

This week starting Monday night I am going to try to beat my record for all nighters, which is set at 85 hrs, which means my blog posts are going to be shorter and understandably contain many more swear words. Now today after my nap I was on MSN most of the day and had some beer, which i normally hate because it looks a lot like what mount franklin tries to pass off as water, but i know what chicken cum looks like (nevermind).

So now I am sitting here blogging for the pleasure of you arseholes, but I guess I can't complain after all reading this blog seems about as much fun as trying to shit out a shower curtain, whilst a tortoise tramples what appears to be your penis.

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