My first post, the mailman would be so proud.

Ok well I have decided to start writing what you retards apparently call a "blog". Now the purpose of a "blog" is to tell the world how much Salami I can fit in my pants at once and other crap I've spent my day doing so let us begin. Today started off like any other day I woke up in my underwear on the couch, loaded up my PC and started playing Modern Warfare 2 online, to try and get as much playtime as possible before work. So I left for work and thought that it would be a busy day, because of all the thoughtless assholes leaving their wives Christmas gifts until the last minutes hoping they wouldn't soon be replaced by a Dildo and a copy of every season of Friends, but fortunately I was wrong and the City was rather quiet, THANK FUCK!

So as I clocked into the computer, I realised that I had been assigned the easiest task, cooking meat and dishes, short of having an orgasm all over my fellow staff I couldn't have been happier, and the day passed incredibly slowly as I started playing music and remembering all the porn I once had on my computer.

When I finished work, I had realised all the shops had started to close and I wouldn't have time for my Latte, or "Wake up juice", so I walked to the train with Jordan Lau where we politely nodded at each other for the ride home. Once home I really wanted to play some more Modern Warfare 2 but was distracted by friends on msn.

Now I'm writing a blog, so everyone who wanted to know what I did today but doesn't want to see my ugly face in person can do just that. So in short today was a very productive day, I wouldn't say reproductive because I am still a virgin, but can't there be virgin pimps!? SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY NELLY!