Same Shit Different Day

Well its my time for my second post FUCK, today was rather the same as my last post, much like as you progress through Far Cry 2, basically, I was doing the same repetitive task with a fuck load more angry people around, which would have been just fine if it wasn't for the small sun in the kitchen referred to as a deep fryer, which i stood in front of 5 hours straight, I began to wonder at what temperature my balls would melt and whether they would solidify and become attached to my leg permanently when i went to a cooler place.

After my shift one of my fellow workmates dared me stand in the Freezer for 5 minutes, which didn't seem like much, however when you're standing in almost zero degree temperature and you're nuts are shrinking faster then General Motors funds (yes, Dave Letterman style humour)5 minutes seems to feel longer than a Final Fantasy game.

In my previous post I made a remark about about men forgetting their wives Christmas gifts and buying them just before the were due to avoid being replaced by what is essentially a stick and was proven RIGHT today, with all the selfish arseholes going into the city today, or maybe they just had work..............either way the city was full of twats wanting food, with me saying in my head "WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE A HUNGRY JACKS EMPLOYEE!" and looked at my uniform to be met with a "OH BOLLOCKS!" as i started shoving beef giblets into bread.

Yes I know todays post wasn't as funny, mainly because the word "Penis" wasn't included, but I'm not here to please you or any female so anyone who complains will be met with a dissaproving "fuck you!", I don't mean to seem like a self obsessed wanker, but thats just who i am, at least I don't try to make a living out of it (cough cough) "Vin Diesel".

So to summarize todays events, I woke up late, went to work on time, sweated at work for five hours and had a coffee, so then I got home to play some Modern Warfare 2 only to be distracted by Nelly, but I guess I can't complain (actually I can, that was the point of a blog and also to get Nelly to stop using the word "Bloggie" which sounds like a nickname for a leaky pen or a premature penis.)